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-Is floating- Back you go you naughty plug! - Ben from Treasure planet
I, uhh, order you to go away!
- Danny from Danny phantom
Mm. Tastes shiny. - Hammy from Over the Hedge
It's a life long obsession Jimmy, I'll get over it. - Cyborg from Treasure planet
Sam: [to the 'booooo'merang] Okay, find Danny!
Tucker! Follow that stupidly named tracking device!
-Sam from Danny phantom
House: See that - they all assume I'm a patient because of the cane.
Dr. Wilson: Then why don't you put on a white coat like the rest of us?
House: Then they think I'm a doctor.
-House
Teddies: Say the magic word!
Sam: Die?
Sam and the teddies from Danny phantom
Wolf: She seemed happy. A little /too/ happy.
-sees Red singing and getting her bike carried up by a bunch of small birds across a stream-
Wolf:[shudders] Creepy.
- The Wolf (can't remember name) from Hoodwinked
Beastboy; See? I told you I'd win you a prize!
Raven: ...A giant chicken, I must be the luckiest girl in the world
-Teen titans
I'm not sad, I'm complicated. Chicks dig that. - House
Orange-Colored Patient: What are those?
House: Painkillers.
Orange-Colored Patient: Oh, for you, for your leg.
House: No, because they're yummy.
- House
Now thanks to you I know the quickest way to a woman's heart, clean boxers!
-Tucker from Danny Phantom
Matt: I've been living a lie.
Gabumon: You're not a natural blonde?
-Digimon
What planet did I dial?
Matt, Digimon
I need you, Tai... Gatomon... the National Guard.
Kari, Digimon
House: Oh sure, places to go, people to eat.
-House when Dr.Cameron said the patient (who was obese) wanted out of the hospital.
House: -walks into the quiet patient's room and sits on the arm of a couch- -Looks at boy- Can I be your imaginary friend?
Will's Mom: I packed you an extra dozen cookies in your lunch, to help break the ice with the other girls.
Will: Gee that'll make me popular...
-W.I.T.C.H
Farewell, sister. Although you did attack and betray me, it was still very nice to see you.
Starfire, Teen titans
No offence, but even if I felt like talking, it wouldn't be to a tree
Matt, Digimon
Johnny 13: [after Danny punches him during a staged fight] I thought this was a pretend fight.
Danny Fenton: Then pretend that didn't hurt.
Dany and Johnny 13, Danny phantom
Maddie: Kids! Get down! There's a ghost in the house!
Tucker: Actualy theres too -gets hit in the side by Sam- MUCh homework to be done for there to be a ghost here. I'll get some snacks.
Sam: Yea.. Danny's upstairs -crashing noises from upstairs- uhh, lifting weights?
Maddie: He doesn't have excersise equipment up there -crashing noise from upstairs-
Danny:My computer! Oh, that's Jazz's
Sam: That's why he's using his computer!
-Danny phantom
Tucker: [as Sam's staring daggers at Danny and Paulina] You okay?
Sam: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay? LOOK how HAPPY he is![punches a hole in a locker]
-Danny phantom
Skulker: [to Danny] I planned on simply capturing you and letting you live the rest of your life in a cage, but now, I will rest your pelt at the foot of my bed.
Sam: Okay, that's just gross
-Danny phantom
Danny Fenton: [as he is about to be attacked by a giant nutcracker] Aw, nuts!
[he starts running away from the monster]
Ghost Writer: Danny cried, as he started to run. /
[pauses]
Ghost Writer: Must we end every scene with a terrible pun?
-Danny phantom
Vlad Masters: I knew you'd come through, Daniel. All it took was the proper motivation. Of course, I'm still weak beyond measure, so... bygones?
[next scene shows Vlad Plasmius screaming as Danny Phantom knocks him into the air]
Danny Fenton: Bygones.
-Danny phantom
Maddie Masters: You despicable, lying piece of... cheese! I've wasted the best years of my life with you!
Vlad Masters: [in a fake tone of voice] Now, Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese, but I'm still your husband.
-Danny phantom
Danny: Bye, Vlad! And as a lonely single's man in your forties, might I suggest Internet dating? Or a cat?!
Vlad: Mark my words, Maddie! Nobody says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurned my affections! And I WILL. NOT. GET. A. CAT.!
Danny and Vlad, Danny phantom
Pirate 1: You can't read.
Pirate 2: It's the bible, you get credit for trying!
-I can't remember their names - PotC 2 dead mans chest
Zim: GIR!
(A nearby turkey explodes to reveal GIR)
GIR: It's me! I was the turkey the whole time!
Zim: ...I was wondering what that turkey was doing there.
Rogue: Scott? Scott!? Listen, just hang on, you're gonna be okay. You're gonna be...(looks over edge) Oh man! We're gonna die!
Scott: thanks for the Pep-Talk
[X Men Evolution]
Scott: Why did you throw out your pyramid hat?
Kitty: I looked in the mirror.
[X-Men Evolution]
Ice Cream Man: You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You can not resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream.
-Ice Cream Man from Invader Zim
Logan: Where's your allegiance, kid, us or them?
Rogue: If I don't say you, will I get thrown out of this jet?
[X-Men Evolution]
Zim: I never agreed to attend this 'Parent Teacher Night'!
Ms. Bitters: Yes you did.
Zim: No. You lie! YOU LIE!!!
[Ms. Bitters puts a DVD into a computer. The chalkboard turns into a screen and plays the video.]
Ms. Bitters: Zim, are you going to bring your parents in for Parent Teacher Night?
Zim: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
[the video ends]
Zim: [staring at a video camera] Why would you tape that?
Kurt: Maybe we'd better not mention what happened to anyone, you think?
Kitty: We could keep quiet about it for a while, say forever.
(sees Professor X and Logan)
Kitty: Or we could blame it all on Kurt.
Kurt: Hey!
[X-Men Evolution]
Zim: I'm not in your TV. I'm transmitting from…inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes. Arm control nerve.
Dib: In my…belly?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves!
Zim: DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!!!
Cow: You're a lawyer too?
Mooseblood: Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!
-Bee movie
Colette: Horst has done time.
Linguini: For what?
Colette: We don't know. He changes the story every time you ask.
Horst: I defrauded a large corporation.
Horst: I robbed the second largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
Horst: I created a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon.
Horst: I killed a man... with this thumb.
Mustafa: Someone is asking what is new!
Horst: New?
Mustafa: Yes! What do I tell them?
Horst: What did you tell them?
Mustafa: I told them I would ask!
Skinner: What are you blathering about?
Horst: Customers are asking for what is new!
Mustafa: What should I tell them?
Skinner: What did you tell them?
Mustafa: I TOLD THEM I WOULD ASK!
Tucker: [after Danny has phased a car through a building] Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you?
Danny: Well yeah! Because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is BAD!
You stupid hectopascals! - Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You
Lewis: Wow! A real robot! Hi, I'm Lewis!
[Robot runs screaming from the room]
Lewis: Well, that was unexpected.
[Wilbur quickly puts a fruit hat on Lewis's head]
Lewis: As... was that.
Wilbur: If my family finds out that I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave! I'M NOT EXAGGERATING! Well, yes I am, but that's not the point! The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway.
Lewis: Why would my hair be a dead giveaway?
Wilbur: That is an excellent question!
[begins to run away]
Lewis: Wait! Where are you going?
Wilbur: Another excellent question!
Huntsman: I'll ask you one more time, old man. Where is the American Dragon?
Jake: Right under your nose, dude! I'm like a booger that way, HA! Wait... that didn't come out right.
